SPOKEN: Hello, ev’ryone, This is your Action News reporter with all the news that is news across the nation on the scene at the supermarket. There seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
SPOKEN: Yeah, I did. I’s standin’ over there by the tomaters and here he come-
Runnin’ through the pole beans, through the fruits ”n’ vegetables, nekked as a
Jaybird. ‘n’ I hollered over t’Ethel, I said “DON’T LOOK, ETHEL!!” ‘n’ it’s too late-
She’d already been INcensed.
Here he comes (Boogity Boogity)
There he goes (Boogity Boogity)
And he ain’t wearin’ no clothes
Whoa, yes they call him The Streak (Boogity Boogity)
Fastest thing on two feet (Boogity Boogity)
He’s just as proud as he can be of his anatomy
He gonna give us a peek
Oh, yes they call him The Streak (Boogity Boogity)
He likes to show off his physique (Boogity Boogity)
If there’s an audience to be found
He’ll be streakin’ A-round invitin’ public critique
SPOKEN: This is your Action News reporter once again and we’re here at the gas
Station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
SPOKEN: Yeah, I did. I’s just in here gettin’ my tawres checked ‘n’ he just appeared out the traffic. Come streakin’ around the grease rack there-didn’t have nuthin’ on but a smile!! I looked at her and Ethel was gettin’ ‘er a cold drink. I hollered “DON’T LOOK, ETHEL!!” But it’s too late-she’d already been MOONED!!
He ain’t crude (Boogity Boogity)
He ain’t rude (Boogity Boogity)
He’s just in the mood to run in the nude
Whoa, yes they call him The Streak (Boogity Boogity)
He likes to turn other cheek (Boogity Boogity)
He’s always makin’ the news wearin’ just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique
SPOKEN: Once again, your Action News reporter in the booth at the gym covering The disturbance at the basketball playoff. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
SPOKEN: Yeah, I did. Halftime, I’s just goin’ down there to get Ethel a snow cone.
Here he come, right outta the cheap seats, dribblin’. Didn’t have on nothin’ but his Keds! I hollered up at Ethel, I said “DON’T LOOK, ETHEL!!” Too late. She’d already got a free shot.
Whoa, yes they call him The Streak (Boogity Boogity)
SPOKEN: Here he comes again! Is that you Ethel? Where do you think you’re goin’? You get your clothes on!! Ethel, you shameless hussy!! Say it ain’t SO, Ethel!!
Whoa, yes they call him The Streak (Boogity Boogity)
Fastest thing on two feet (Boogity Boogity)
He’s just as proud as he can be of his anatomy
He gonna give us a peek
Oh, yes they call him The Streak
He likes to show off his physique (Boogity Boogity)
If there’s an audience to be found(Boogity Boogity)
He’ll be streakin’ A-round invitin’ public critique
– Ray Stevens (1974)
The Streak – Ray Stevens
