Way down among Brazilians
Coffee beans grow by the billions
So they’ve got to find those extra cups to fill
They’ve got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You can’t get cherry soda
Cause they’ve got to fill that quota
And the way things are I’ll bet they never will
They’ve got a zillion tons of coffee in Brazil<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No tea or tomato juice
You’ll see no potato juice
The planters down in Santos all say no no no<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The politician’s daughter
Was accused of drinking water
And was fined a great big fifty dollar bill
They’ve got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You date a girl and find out later
She smells just like a percolator
Her perfume was made right on the grill
Why they could percolate the ocean in Brazil<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And when their ham and eggs need savor
Coffee ketchup gives ’em flavor
Coffee pickles way outsell the dill
Why they put coffee in the coffee in Brazil<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No tea or tomato juice
You’ll see no potato juice
The planters down in Santos all say no no no<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So your lead to the local color
Serving coffee with a cruller
Dunking doesn’t take a lot of skill
They’ve got an awful lot of coffee
An awful lot of coffee
Man, they got a gang of coffee in Brazil<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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