There’s people hate this country
Yeah they hate you and me
They hate both the stars and the stripes
‘Cause they hate bein’ free
And all across the painted deserts
To the gulf of Mexico
From Houston down to Memphis
It’s the land that we all know
I’m gonna sing you this here ‘Merica song
Gonna sing this part real slow
I wanna make sure they play it
At every small town fireworks show
You know God blessed ‘Merica
‘Cause it sucks every place else
So listen mister terrist
With yer dub-a-ya em dees
We’re gonna bomb ya back to China
So you best git on yer knees
We’re gonna find ya there in Iraqistan
Gonna end your Talibanin’ days
We’re gonna teach you ’bout lovin’ God
And Wal-mart’s price cuttin’ ways
I’m gonna sing you this here ‘Merica song
Gonna sing this part real slow
I wanna make sure they play it
At every small town fireworks show
You know God blessed ‘Merica
‘Cause it sucks every place else
And all the little ‘Merican kids
Textin’ their days away
Their parents prayin’ to the Lord above
They don’t turn out gay
You joined up to pay for college
Didn’t really think they’d send you away
But now yer gettin’ pretty used to Baghdad
Never liked school much anyway
I’m gonna sing you this here ‘Merica song
Gonna sing this part real slow
I wanna make sure they play it
At every small town fireworks show
You know God blessed ‘Merica
‘Cause it sucks every place else
– OFCM (2010?)
