Cabin kids won’t you gather round
I got news to announce
Shorty Fillerman in da house
Got the mail today, first in line once again
Was the O to the F to the C to the M
Two checks he sent, and one thing better
One straight up, long ass letter
But he used an AKA, changed it up, so to say
Tell the truth y’all, here’s the scoop, its McGassenbottom
First name Poop!
It’s the lake named Stella, wine and beer by the fire
Says Poopus McGassenbottom Esquire
It’s noon y’all, time to start the day
At Stella, home of the Amazing Ray
Stella, home of the Amazing Ray
Stan said he had a gift, but didn’t prepare me
His letter was large with prolixity
Trees laid to waste just to make his case
He’s got time to waste, eyes turned to paste
He’s the P. McG., ain’t nothin’ erased
His letter’s two pages
Single spaced!
It’s the lake named Stella, wine and beer by the fire
Says Poopus McGassenbottom Esquire
It’s noon y’all, time to start the day
At Stella, home of the Amazing Ray
Stella, home of the Amazing Ray
Gonna stop at Trig’s gotta fill up my order
Must works good, think there’s somethin’ in the water
Time to sleep on the stairs and Utz all day
Load the house in the car
Let’s go see Ray!
It’s the lake named Stella, wine and beer by the fire
Says Poopus McGassenbottom Esquire
It’s noon y’all, time to start the day
At Stella, home of the Amazing Ray
Stella, home of the Amazing Ray
First name Poop!
– Notorious B.I.L.L. Nye (2008, 2010)
